when in doubt...........use the air freshener in the staff bathroom.......other than the obvious (making me hold my breath while I'm in there).......there is also the problem of my exit...........when it still stinks, the next staff member thinks it was me..........it TOTALLY wasn't............I don't defecate in public restrooms.......even a hotel room bathroom is pushing it.......so I guarantee it wasn't me.......
as long as I'm on a disgusting topic........the baseball fields were in the boonies this weekend..........nice brick buildings with State Park toilets inside...........basically a metal frame over a hole full of other peoples' business..........I'm thinking those holes need to be deeper.......when I was a kid.....our church hall had those kind of bathrooms.......I was always afraid of falling in......I'm guessing my mother telling my sister to "go with her and hold onto her so she doesn't fall in" may have been the crux of that issue.........my biggest fear now is that my phone will fall in......big girls are not at risk for falling into those holes........maybe that's why it's hard to lose weight.....maybe if I were skinny I'd have to worry about falling into dung holes...........
okay..........today is clearly interrupt me by walking through my office day..............I've been at risk all year for this but people must have decided my stink eye isn't scary anymore.........a fifth grade teacher trouped her whole stinkin' class through this morning..........the story is "the other door to that room was locked"..........I'm sure it was.........so send one person through to open it for the rest...........that would be the considerate thing to do.......I wonder how the teachers would feel if I walked my speech groups through their classrooms every half hour.........you know.........that might be fun to do........it'll take some creativity to write that into a lesson plan but I think it might be worth it.....
on a side note...baseball is going well.........our team is awesome and everyone is valued........we are ranked 3rd in the state for 12AAA
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